Twilight is OK I guess, but it's annoying. Not because the vampires are albino men with glitter or because the werewolves turn into werewolves whenever the heck they want instead of whenever the moon is full, but because of the fans. This is for the people who rolled their eyes when they sold New Moon shirts at Hot Topic at least 3 months before the movie even came out. The people who make up "teams" for other fictional characters. People who have picked up books that aren't about smoldering, topaz-eyed stalkers. For people who are teenage girls that find Robert Pattinson repulsive (me). So go ahead, buy a giant Edward Cullen cut-out at a local video store and burn it to the ground. Anyone in this group would support that behavior (unless you burnt down Hogwarts or a house full of dwarfs in the process. That's not cool.)!

Twilight is OK I guess, but it's annoying. Not because the vampires are albino men with glitter or because the werewolves turn into werewolves whenever the heck they want instead of whenever the moon is full, but because of the fans. This is for the people who rolled their eyes when they sold New Moon shirts at Hot Topic at least 3 months before the movie even came out. The people who make up "teams" for other fictional characters. People who have picked up books that aren't about smoldering, topaz-eyed stalkers. For people who are teenage girls that find Robert Pattinson repulsive (me). So go ahead, buy a giant Edward Cullen cut-out at a local video store and burn it to the ground. Anyone in this group would support that behavior (unless you burnt down Hogwarts or a house full of dwarfs in the process. That's not cool.)!